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Comment 24 of 24, added on May 26th, 2006 at 9:45 AM.
That delia woman should insert a yard stick into the crusty crevice that is her anal canal. Use melted ice cream as a lubricant and spread butter into your meaty kabab lips. This will give them a smooth texture with an added hint of mint and nut. The secret code to get into your anus is 'The sparrow has an erection' thank you for your time....
Clegg face from Costa Rica
Comment 23 of 24, added on May 26th, 2006 at 8:30 AM.
Recent news reports have informed me Delia that you are infact full of shit, your threats are empty and your breats are small. Perhaps you need a good ramming in your sphinctre to release you from the ropes of society that have bound you to the boring life you lead. Atleast i am now enjoying myself writing about how i can picture your tight vagina, and the slurping sound it would make if i inserted my large penis into it. Ribbed Condoms... Ribbed for your pleasure.
Bumbaclap from Bolivia
Comment 22 of 24, added on May 26th, 2006 at 8:23 AM.
Your comments are aboslutely appalling! I have never heard someone with such a foul mouth and a senseless direction in life. Does the fact that you are disgracing the art form of poerty that is Seamus Heaney make you feel better about your life? I will be reporting these comments to the Poetry High Council in York, and you can expect a most unpleased email. Also a possible revocation from your computer license. Do not post anymore comments otherwise the police will be involved. Good Day Sir.
Delia from United Kingdom
Comment 21 of 24, added on May 26th, 2006 at 8:15 AM.
The Slipper of death is most definately upon us!!!! perhaps we should take measures to protect our important poetry from the savage beating the slipper will bring. Denzel Washi Washi, my scrotum looks like a gorillas face, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, i will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.. arrrghhhhhh... by the way i recently discovered that Jesus has a massive ding dong merrily on high, the clay bells are still ringing!!!
The old lady who lived in a Shoe from Samoa
Comment 20 of 24, added on May 23rd, 2006 at 3:10 PM.
Phenomalnal or however you spell it GOSH it is a great poem!
Karlee from United States
Comment 19 of 24, added on May 23rd, 2006 at 3:08 PM.
Not one of the best I'v heard but....I guess it was OK... If you like weird poems!
Karlee from United States
Comment 18 of 24, added on May 22nd, 2006 at 11:26 AM.
"The baby cooed and laughed" is significant because it reminder of normality and is a distant contrast to "I met my father crying".
Also the lack of emotive language makes the poem seem more factual and more shocking. The emotions felt are too big to deal with.
Vicky from United Kingdom
Comment 17 of 24, added on May 21st, 2006 at 6:55 AM.
This poem reminds me of the powerful yet pure excrement that oftenly, unnecessarily escapes my bowels with an explosion of ecstacy as it surges past my prostate glands with a flicker of purpose. Some day in the near future... Seamus Heaney will be wearing my superfluous 3rd slipper.
bumbaclap from Bolivia
Comment 16 of 24, added on May 10th, 2006 at 1:16 PM.
This is a great poem to do for your english exam
akbar from United Kingdom
Comment 15 of 24, added on April 26th, 2006 at 4:41 AM.
i like this poem for i am in love with Seamus Heaney
Russel from Azerbaijan
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That delia woman should insert a yard stick into the crusty crevice that is her anal canal. Use melted ice cream as a lubricant and spread butter into your meaty kabab lips. This will give them a smooth texture with an added hint of mint and nut. The secret code to get into your anus is 'The sparrow has an erection' thank you for your time....
Clegg face from Costa Rica